This is pretty bad…
I had a dream last night that involved two tumblr people. Tumblr people that I have never ever met! One of them was Jovita (Jovski) and the other was one who Ive had no communication with whatsoever but just happens to post a lot and also goes to Cardiff uni. The dream was basically them telling me how to dress like a northern girl. It was a pretty stupid dream because I have no idea how a northern girl dresses and if that is any different from anywhere else when I’m awake and relatively sane so my dream’s perception of it is even weirder.
There was one bit where they dressed me in slabs of meat. For future reference, brain, that is Lady Gaga, not Northern. Another where I just zoomed in forever on a very unshaven armpit. And there was a lot of back squishing and squeezing where the backs resembled sausages. Like seriously, wtf?
So it’s not bad enough that I dream about tumblr people which is very sad, then my brain has to make up utter crap about northern people. Gawd.