I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND VERY MUCH
And she is the one for me. True love. I mean who else can I do a dance and song to the Game of Thrones theme tune with?
Mic requested a video response to her post and here it is.
This is video is terrible, btw. Anyone who isn’t Mic would be advised to not waste 7 minutes of their life watching it.
At around 2 minutes it goes downhill fast - as soon as Dom talks about weird porn.
Some of my favourite photos from sat.
My friends and my sexy wife gave me a kind of surprise birthday party yesterday, although it is actually my birthday tomorrow. It was super cute and nice and they hid clues inside balloons and I had to pop them and figure out where the presents were hidden. I had lots of really lovely presents. Thank you!
I especially loved the DICK IN A BOX!
Hopefully going to a Harry Potter quiz in Cardiff tomorrow which will be cool. I am having a surprisingly social summer as well. The only way we would actually see Mic and Dom more is if they actually lived at our house and never went home. It is very nice.
I am super tired now though and I know not why.
If Courtney were queen
she would sit on a throne made out of little pieces of coal that had been placed between tight arsed politician’s bum cheeks and squeezed to turn to diamonds because that’s how diamonds are made apparently.