Tort tomorrow. I am shitting myself. Or at least I would be if I was sensible enough to care. Motivation, why you no want to be my friend? I be good friend. But then again maybe it is preferable that I am not shitting myself, yes, I think so. Clive (my girlfriend’s dad) was talking earlier, comparing the size of Sookie’s poos to Josh’s (Both cats). And I was standing there making toast thinking ‘When did this become completely normal to me? Why do I spend so much time in my life talking about poo?’. Maybe I should accept this undesirable fact into my life, because as one fine woman said to me ‘Everybody poos, Alayla. Everybody poos.’ She may not even remember saying this as alcohol was involved, so hellooo Michaela.
Felt so happy today. I was walking back from my exam which went fine, criminology is the easiest thing in the world compared to law. I barely revised and I knew it all. <——- Most arrogant statement of my life. Plus, it is actually interesting to revise. Whether I wrote good essays or not is another thing. I recall I was ever so slightly rambly and a darn sight more judgmental. Nothing works according to me, according to me and Mortinson (1974). See, that is how much I know. Damn why didn’t I put that in my essay?
Anyway, so I was walking back through the park and it was so lovely and pretty, as it always is. I love Bute Park. When my exams are over I’m going to go jogging there every day. It was just so pretty and flowery and the sun was shining and I was singing along to Buffy ‘Once more with Feeling’ songs (Anthony Head’s voice is SO lovely, and I met him :)) and Dr Horrible and it was just so nice. I’m feeling really upbeat today despite having the most dreaded exam ever tomorrow where I know all the rules but ZERO cases to back them up which renders all points I make pointless. Hmmm, a pointless point, is it still a point?
Lovely is my word of the day. It is not a condescending or uninterested multipurpose word for moi, it is in fact a really nice word for something that is just delightful. My other word of the day is ‘I’m a self absorbed silly bum who likes to ramble and talk about herself non stop and very rarely makes grammatical and literal sense.’. Oh no, that’s more than one word. Gosh darnit.
(Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog)